Which Office character are you?

Answer the questions with the choice that most suits you, and by the end of them you’ll find out which character from The Office you’re most like.
I make no apologies if you get Gareth.

Are you male or female?
Male.
Female.

What do you look for first in a partner?
Personality.
Looks.
Long term possibilities.
Lack of diseases.
Looking’s normally as far as I get.

Favourite meal of the following?
The healthy option.
Greasy fry up.
What’s the special tonight?
Anything you can stick ketchup on.
Pot noodle.
Take away's suit me just fine.

Good night out?
”Whatever you want.” “No you decide”...
Starts with a drink, ends with a drink, as for in between...
I love a good film.
Getting home quickly and safely.
Pub, club and forget the rest of it.

Will a boy ever be born who can swim faster than a shark?
I’ll look into it.
Yes, obviously.
No! Are you mental?!
I couldn’t care less.
Don't know, but tell me if you find out.

Which adjective best describes you (be honest)?
Entertainer.
Sensible.
Brilliant.
Strict.
Fat.

Smoker?
Yep.
Nope.
If everyone else is.
If I’m prepared to get the munchies...

You’d most like to be a...
Film star.
Rock star.
Lottery winner.
Great sportsman.
Porn star.
Much loved politician.

Alcohol?
Tee total myself.
Not too little, not too much.
Good start to a night out.
Wahey!!
Damn monitor’s gone blurry again.

Favourite film genre:
Comedy.
Romance.
Science fiction.
Fantasy.
Action.
Drama.
Who needs films when you’ve got TV?

Is your job everything to you?
Not at all.
To some extent.
Very much so.
Don't know.

Will you achieve all you want to in life?
Not at all.
To some extent.
Very much so.
Don't know.

The glass is always...?
Half full.
Half empty.
You’ve got to fill your own glass is what I say.
As in pint glass? Wahey, I’ll have another!
Greener on the other side?
I don't have time for the whole glass thing.
Out of date-I’ve already got a better glass.

What do you think of Gareth?
Hard working, funny, good looking guy.
He gets the job done.
Has potential.
Benny.
Weasel-face arse.

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