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The Sounds Place

Series 1 | Series 2 | The Specials

This page now includes the full version of Free Love; an extra unbroadcast verse that was made available on the series 1 DVD. I’m indebted to Sheldon for getting this sound off the DVD, he happens to be the genius behind the remix of The Office theme that you must have heard, and if not, then download it here!

The Songs!

Free Love

Reaching out to a higher ground

Free Love (full version)

Spaceman 

Paris Nights

Handbags and Gladrags (Brent’s version!)

Short Sounds

You’re a cock (three times)

Resolve!

You’re a cock (just the once)

Get out!

Women are dirty

What’s a goblin?

Wernham Hogg

You’re a twat, shut up

Get their attention

Special Needs

Keith’s Answerphone message

Special Needs Child

Please leave a massage!

Hypocrite warning

In the area

Who’s leaving

Ooh, Kinky

Absolutely Mental

Look and Learn

I could catch a monkey

El vino did flow!

Shoot

Long Sounds

The hiring of the fork lift truck driver
One of the best known scenes, the very start of The Office.

The firing of the fork lift truck driver part 1 | Part 2
And so it ends.

Immature
A bit of Tim and Gareth banter.

The Real Quiz
Brent and Finchy can’t take losing.

Women are dirty
Brent’s reaction to his head being stuck on some pornographic material.

The Cuban Leader
Brent displays his general knowledge.

Knobrot
Some tips from Gareth.

Quiz Official 1 | Quiz Official 2
Dawn and Tim teasing Gareth. Vintage stuff.

Half Human part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
Is Spock a human or a Vulcan?

Six Legs, Eight Legs
Chris Finch shows what he knows!

What am I thinking?
Typical Gareth.

Three Geniuses
Brent mentions some of the men he’s been inspired by.

Going out with Oggy
Gareth talks about his plans for the evening.

Hypocrite
David being a bit of a twat.

Chicken Sketch
Gareth being a bit of a twat.

Medical Science
Arguably David Brent’s finest moment!

Sales Rep
Tim talks about his job.

Office Romances
Gareth is still a twat, but definitely not homophobic.

Customer Care
David Brent, the new Basil Fawlty?

Doggy style
Jennifer reacts to the warehouse workers.

A man from behind?
Dawn mocks Gareth.

Meeting with Jennifer Taylor Clarke
Bathe yourself in pure Brent-very long sound though!

Stapler in Jelly
Don’t show your weaknesses.

Taffy!
Well, Glyn...

Introducing Donna
Sometimes people can go too far.

Peak Practice
What do you do on your own of an evening?

Access to the internet...
..it’s not censored.

Comedy Limits
Things that Brent won’t laugh at. In some detail.

No dead wood
Brent and Finchy, a classic double act described.

Drum and Bass
Things change fast in the music world.

Gareth’s Office
Tim goes through some of Gareth’s signs.

Thanks
Why does Brent do it?

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