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Self-explanatory really. 1: Where is The Office set? A) Swindon B) Slough C) Watford 2: What branch will David Brent’s be incorporating? A) Swindon B) Watford C) Slough 3: “Free love on the...?” A) M1 B) Free Love Freeway C) NHS 4: “I’ve created an atmosphere where I’m a friend first, boss second.” What third? A) Messiah B) Entertainer C) Benny 5: How old is Tim? A) 32 B) 28 C) 30 6: The cleaner’s name is? A) Susan B) Joan C) Chantal 7: Tim is guaranteed...? A) An extra £500 per year B) WHSmith’s book token C) Eternal life 8: Which one is no longer a Slough nightclub? A) New York, New York B) Henry the Eights C) Chasers 9: Finchy’s knob has been described as: A) A hydraulic mayonnaise love hose B) A single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle C) A flesh pipe of gushing fun 10: It’s not often that you get something that’s both romantic and ...? A) Colourful B) Curry Flavoured C) Thrifty 11: The nationality of the sniper on the roof of Debenhams is? A) Russian B) Japanese C) Dutch 12: What does David type into the search engine? A) Sex and Fetish B) Sex and Dutch C) Little and Large 13: Where does Rowan (the staff training bloke) have an NBA from? A) Luton B) Bradford C) The Open University 14: “Don’t throw it over because...”? A) It’s fragile B) It’s a radio as well C) I want to hit Gareth with it 15: Hooch for...? A) £2 B) Free with a wonderbra C) £1 16: What would Gareth rather have a face like? A) An arse B) A weasel C) David Brent 17: According to Tim, Gareth is a knobend and a...? A) Twat B) Cock C) Nasty Man 18: Gareth is not: A) Assistant regional manager B) Assistant to the regional manager C) A benny 19: Whose dad appears on the show? A) Ricky Gervais B) Steve Merchant C) MacKenzie Crook 20: What is in the bag? A) Some laundry for Dawn B) An inflatable rubber cock C) We never find out Back to the top
Self-explanatory really.
1: Where is The Office set? A) Swindon B) Slough C) Watford 2: What branch will David Brent’s be incorporating? A) Swindon B) Watford C) Slough 3: “Free love on the...?” A) M1 B) Free Love Freeway C) NHS 4: “I’ve created an atmosphere where I’m a friend first, boss second.” What third? A) Messiah B) Entertainer C) Benny 5: How old is Tim? A) 32 B) 28 C) 30 6: The cleaner’s name is? A) Susan B) Joan C) Chantal 7: Tim is guaranteed...? A) An extra £500 per year B) WHSmith’s book token C) Eternal life 8: Which one is no longer a Slough nightclub? A) New York, New York B) Henry the Eights C) Chasers 9: Finchy’s knob has been described as: A) A hydraulic mayonnaise love hose B) A single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle C) A flesh pipe of gushing fun 10: It’s not often that you get something that’s both romantic and ...? A) Colourful B) Curry Flavoured C) Thrifty 11: The nationality of the sniper on the roof of Debenhams is? A) Russian B) Japanese C) Dutch 12: What does David type into the search engine? A) Sex and Fetish B) Sex and Dutch C) Little and Large 13: Where does Rowan (the staff training bloke) have an NBA from? A) Luton B) Bradford C) The Open University 14: “Don’t throw it over because...”? A) It’s fragile B) It’s a radio as well C) I want to hit Gareth with it 15: Hooch for...? A) £2 B) Free with a wonderbra C) £1 16: What would Gareth rather have a face like? A) An arse B) A weasel C) David Brent 17: According to Tim, Gareth is a knobend and a...? A) Twat B) Cock C) Nasty Man 18: Gareth is not: A) Assistant regional manager B) Assistant to the regional manager C) A benny 19: Whose dad appears on the show? A) Ricky Gervais B) Steve Merchant C) MacKenzie Crook 20: What is in the bag? A) Some laundry for Dawn B) An inflatable rubber cock C) We never find out
1: Where is The Office set?
A) Swindon B) Slough C) Watford
2: What branch will David Brent’s be incorporating?
A) Swindon B) Watford C) Slough
3: “Free love on the...?”
A) M1 B) Free Love Freeway C) NHS
4: “I’ve created an atmosphere where I’m a friend first, boss second.” What third?
A) Messiah B) Entertainer C) Benny
5: How old is Tim?
A) 32 B) 28 C) 30
6: The cleaner’s name is?
A) Susan B) Joan C) Chantal
7: Tim is guaranteed...?
A) An extra £500 per year B) WHSmith’s book token C) Eternal life
8: Which one is no longer a Slough nightclub?
A) New York, New York B) Henry the Eights C) Chasers
9: Finchy’s knob has been described as:
A) A hydraulic mayonnaise love hose B) A single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle C) A flesh pipe of gushing fun
10: It’s not often that you get something that’s both romantic and ...?
A) Colourful B) Curry Flavoured C) Thrifty
11: The nationality of the sniper on the roof of Debenhams is?
A) Russian B) Japanese C) Dutch
12: What does David type into the search engine?
A) Sex and Fetish B) Sex and Dutch C) Little and Large
13: Where does Rowan (the staff training bloke) have an NBA from?
A) Luton B) Bradford C) The Open University
14: “Don’t throw it over because...”?
A) It’s fragile B) It’s a radio as well C) I want to hit Gareth with it
15: Hooch for...?
A) £2 B) Free with a wonderbra C) £1
16: What would Gareth rather have a face like?
A) An arse B) A weasel C) David Brent
17: According to Tim, Gareth is a knobend and a...?
A) Twat B) Cock C) Nasty Man
18: Gareth is not:
A) Assistant regional manager B) Assistant to the regional manager C) A benny
19: Whose dad appears on the show?
A) Ricky Gervais B) Steve Merchant C) MacKenzie Crook
20: What is in the bag?
A) Some laundry for Dawn B) An inflatable rubber cock C) We never find out
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